[Part of: Poetica Philosophica.]
Utilitarianism and Kant Of course are both on offer. But like most Our hero’s preference is to coast And leave the hard decisions for another day; He orders something light with his croissant. It’s manned by Michael Stipe, who mispronounces His name. He fumbles “thanks” and grabs his snack, Stares briefly at his neighbor’s rack, Then quickly exits through the alleyway; A man’s as great as that which he renounces.